If I don't know you or if I never seen you before, I'll probably won't accept your friend request.
If you have a good reason, leave a comment on my profile your intention(s), then send a request.



Oil Split (tour 12)
(Aussies drop not possible)
Surplus rewards: 15

Steel trap (tour 201)
Flame Thrower - Tour N°33
Ambassador - Tour N°53
Ambassador - Tour N°69
Rocket Launcher - Tour N°88
Knife - Tour N°122
Force of Nature - Tour N°201

Mecha engine (tour 143)
Knife - Tour N°110

Two Cities (tour 920)
Sniper Rifle - Tour N°37
Sniper Rifle - Tour N°117
Black box - Tour N°118
Frontier Justice - Tour N°135
SMG - Tour N°147 (4 box)
Tomislav - Tour N°171
Minigun - Tour N°287
Ambassador - Tour N°334
Axtinguisher - Tour N°346
Scattergun - Tour N°384
Ambassador - Tour N°436
Sniper Rifle - Tour N°529
Grenade Launcher - Tour N°559
Wrench - Tour N°573
Blutsauger - Tour N°592
Medigun - Tour N°595
Blutsauger - Tour N°596
Blutsauger - Tour N°616 (4 box)
Stickybomb Launcher - Tour N°675 (4 box)
Blutsauger - Tour N°688
Black Box - Tour N°702 (4 box)
Black Box - Tour N°712
Minigun - Tour N°716
Ambassador - Tour N°748
Sniper Rifle - Tour N°781
Flame Thrower - Tour N°820
Scattergun - Tour N°837
Sniper Rifle - Tour N°864
Rocket Launcher - Tour N°893
Grenade Launcher - Tour N°909 (4 box)
Specialized Killstreak Classic Kit Fabricator - Tour N°920


Gear Grinder (tour 378)
Grenade Launcher - Tour N°3
Stickybomb Launcher - Tour N°29
Sniper Rifle - Tour N°112
Frontier Justice - Tour N°181
Axtinguisher - Tour N°238
Sniper Rifle - Tour N°296
Flame Thrower - Tour N°330
Frontier Justice - Tour N°355

Currently having:
Frying pans : 500
Cosmetics : 709
Professionnel Killstreak Weapons : 49
Spelled items : 26 with 9 double spell
Confirmed 1:1 Items : 4
Witness of achievement on Steel Trap Tour : 838 (+1) [ibb.co] (count started at tour 60)
Giftapulted Botkiller weapons : 226
F4 quotes : 400+ 99#1 99#2 99#3 99#4

My main(s) class(ese)?
My favorite and main classes are Engineer and Medic
On MvM, I main Engineer and Spy. Also I like to play Medic and Demoman

Only playing MvM?
Most of the time yes, custom and Mannup up. Also playing casual and on some community servers.
I was the #1 Zombie Fortress player in 2014

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All rules are copy pastable in ingame chat

Rule 1. Pray allah to increase chances of win!
Rule 2. If you have Parkinson disease, you likely won't be able to play soldier or sniper.
Rule 3. Spawnkill for zoophiles, do not be one of them.
Rule 4. Ask your girlfriend medic to heal everyone and not only you! But pocket your friend is allowed.
Rule 5. Kabul demo is a legit class.
Rule 6. Say GRATS everytimes a player earn an achievement, craft something, get a gift, unbox something, and get a strange cosmetic upgrade.
Rule 7. If you main gayro, type "+attack2" in console.
Rule 8. Always press f1 for a kick vote against a cheater, a idler, or a griefer.
Rule 9. There is no Rule 9 without a 6.
Rule 10. Saying "ez" in a unbalanced game is only for leftists, do not be one of them.
Rule 11. Respect new players, remember that everyone can beat your mother at this game.
Rule 12. Say "gg" only if you enjoyed the game.
Rule 13. N*ggers and Whites doesn't exist. Everyone is blue. But light blue is stronger than dark blue.
Rule 14. Tier 8 level 150 player doesn't necessarily mean toxic or cheater or skilled player.
Rule 15. If you want to be useless, play pyro and use the gas passer.
Rule 16. Press F4.
Rule 17. Respawn in 99 seconds.
Rule 18. Standing on point 2 before point 1 capture is for leftists. Do not be one of them.
Rule 19. Gays aren’t a problem in society, but lesbians are! It’s already hard enough to get a girlfriend, don’t make it harder.
Rule 20. If your name contain "femboy", add your phone number with it too, thanks.
Rule 21. If you're a kid who's raging everytimes you die, leave the game and go back to Fortnite.
Rule 22. USAPE - United banana States of Americapes. NApe - North Ameropjd,mjy$^é'(sdqs/d@fgg#APE. (World's dictionary 2008 edition)
Rule 23. Donate 5€ to Russia to prevent an ukrainian tryharder joining the game.
Rule 24. Furries are cute. Respect and love them.
Rule 25. Chance doesn't exist. It's always allah's wish.
Rule 26. Everyone knows that you are masturbing, be cause it's obvious. Stop AFKing at spawn to make it less obvious.
Rule 27. The dispenser is officialy everyone's boyfriend. Rebuild it immediatly when it get destroyed to avoid the imminent collapse.
Rule 28. No "No fun" allowed. Nofun peoples ain't funny, and it's funny to get fun kicking nofun peoples for fun cause it's fun.
Rule 29. No toxicity allowed. Or you will be bullied, harassed, burned, tortured, raped and then kicked!
Rule 30. The Ham Shank is actually cat meat. Please remember that.
Rule 31. Spy mains survive on anime titty milk, remember that.
Rule 32. The medic needs the condom in the medipack, please leave it for him as you are less prioritized.
Rule 33. Pornographic sprays are disabled since 2021, type !hidespray to see them again.
Rule 34. If we miss your mom's photo, please visit and upload it at rule34.xxx
Rule 35. Do not trust your mind after 9 PM CET+3.
Rule 36. To survive a sentry buster, instead of running away from it, write in chat 'Allahu akbar!'
Rule 37. Do not place the teleporter in front of the left spawn door, but rather the right one, or else you'll be a leftist.
Rule 38. Submit your application to determine who will be charged by the medic at the beginning of the round.
Rule 39. Tours number = iq. The highest iq has everytimes the full power over the game. And casual Tiers isn't counted.
Rule 40. Stop playing on 2forts, it's 2029, not 2008 !
Rule 41. You should always vote F1 on the vote to take away trans people's right to shoot up schools.
Rule 42. Even with a script, the BHop is NOT a legit cheat! The only one legit cheat is kick you!
Rule 43. French dancers are in the area = Spycheck motherf*ckers.
Rule 44. The sentence "Vaccinator is a sh*t weapon" is not allowed to be said by players who spam crit explosions.
Rule 45. Furries are superior than ponies. It's said in the Geneva convention (1864). You can't do anything to change that.
Rule 46. If your mom calls you to go eat, or if you have to leave, wait the end of the round, you big coward!
Rule 47. The Loose Cannon's only to communicate, not for attacking. Each bomb must mean a letter and send msgs only by this way.
Rule 48. Cyberbully2.0: Use the Machina to purposely shoot just next peoples in order to intimidate, distract and stress them.
Rule 49. If you are bored, the only way to get fun is doing the "Let Them Cap Challenge"
Rule 50. If you don't see anything while you play a game, open your eyes !
Rule 51. As spy, you can heal your teammates by doing to them a french kiss, to strengthen teamwork and upgrade the mental sate.
Rule 52. Use @everyone instead of a team chat bind to annouce your charge is ready to make sure that everyone knows it.
Rule 53. When a cheater can't argue anymore, he's retort speaking minecraft enchant table. Press F1 to help him get better!
Rule 54. Like your mom wanted you to set the table, help engis to upgrades their builds on the pre-round.
Rule 55. If you buy a ring, rename it to your brand of your dishwasher instead of a "I love you".
Rule 56. If you support #saveTF2 and play with cheaters, then congratulations! You are a complete hypocrite.
Rule 57. Before asking "why kick?" in the chat, watch it to make sure the reason wasn't given 40 times before! Appendix #Rule50.
Rule 58. If you main Friendly Heavy, send your corpse to the science to analyze what "thing" you are besides an free kill.
Rule 59. Dustbowl and Super Mario Kart destroy friendships. Send your friends on it to get a good breakup excuse.
Rule 60. Your ping shows your age. Download the list of frauds of Joe biden’s camp to make your ping higher for a long time.
Rule 61. The best carry class is the +attack Medic with Quick-Fix. Type +attack, then stand on your position without moving.
Rule 62. Repeating or leaving mid game on steel trap MvM tour is a crime. Nothing more.
Rule 63. The UN doesn't recommends you to put weed in your anus, but to smoke it through the nose or armpits.
Rule 64. Eat your fishcake before give it to your medic to make sure it isn't poisoned.
Rule 65. Hit the tank with your melee weapon deals 65 damages. Over it's 35.000 hp, you'll need to hit it 539 times. Good luck.
Rule 66. Saying "Gl on loot" only increase the chances of getting a Batsaber killstreak kit. Please DON'T impact other's loot!!
Rule 67. You wouldn’t steal a car, stealing ammo packs from your Engineer is a felony — he needs that metal to keep you alive!
Rule 68. Screaming in voice chat won’t increase your damage — even with a 2009 microphone. Please stop.